The party was a big success! Thank you to everyone who attended, even for a short while.
We began at the SW fountain at 3:00 pm Server Time with drunken naked dancing. Ten minutes later, the naked party-ers ran out of Stormwind to seek vengeance on Hogger. We killed him a total of three times. There was more drinking and some dueling between slaughterings.
From there, we headed to the northern part of Westfall (naked, once again) and murdered innocent crabs along with vicious murlocks all along the coast. We arrived at Deadmines and split the raid group into two teams: 70's, and under 70's. The 70's remained naked, and were charged to use only rank one spells. The under 70's were given their full armor and power. The two groups of ten people raced through Deadmines. Their goal: Cookie's drop. Although the race was nail-bitingly close, the under 70's were victorious.
After stripping down once more, and resuming one raid group, the party turned towards Duskwood. The group heroically, nakedly, and perhaps stupidly, flung themselves at the Twilight Dragon. The struggle was soon over. Several members suffered more than one death, and there were many, many screen shots. The group then made its way to the peaceful waterfall hidden to the north of Darkshire where there was more drinking, dueling, and three guild pictures: One naked, one tabard-only, and one fully clothed.
From there, the group ported back to SW, but the party was far from over. Each player created a level one gnome warrior with a name resembling his own. The gnomes joined a raid group and raced from the starting point where they spawned to Darnassus Bank where I was waiting. The winner was able to choose three things from the guild vault for free.
After the race, the group got back on their main Characters and regrouped in SW for more drunken, naked dancing. A conga line soon formed. After several tries, the successful conga line conga-ed through SW, through the bank, the auction house, and even into the royal castle to encircle and dance around the King. This created some interest in the guild to say the least, and I myself acquired a stalker named Booyah. Calamaethor and Ezaon were able to put a stop to the stalking and e-motes by proclaiming their own desire and love for Booyah which, needless to say, scared the heck out of him.
It was soon decided that Ironforge was in desperate need of naked Emerald Valor conga-ers, so we all took the tram. I would expound, but as was stated by Glowbug, "What happens in the tunnel stays in the tunnel." I'm sorry, if you weren't there, you'll never know.
We soon arrived at Ironforge, some a little bit more emotionally scarred then others, and headed straight for the King. The dancing resumed, and eventually moved to the forge where the revelers risked their very lives to dance in the lava. A marvelous time was had by all, and death was had by some.
We were then shown by Belberr the method to get into Old Ironforge by using Polymorphing during a duel. Unfortunately, at this point most of the party-ers, including myself, were exhausted, and Annux was the only one to successfully get there.
And so, after four and a half hours of naked reveling, the guild resumed it's normal activities at 7:30 pm Server Time. If you missed this, I know that you're sorry now. But don't worry, we'll do more things like it soon.
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Subject: Re: Guild Party! 
Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:07 pm
